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Meet Ron!
Ron is a humble Black male hailing from the mean streets of Southeast DC. Young, sexy and shy, Ron sometimes finds himself lost amidst the animals of this urban jungle that the common folk call The George Washington University. Sometimes it seems that the only people who he can rely on are Link, carrier of bombs and the hookshot, and Samus, wielder of the suit that allows her to inexplicably shape her body into a ball. He's a troubled young man who has finds great difficuly concentrating on his studies, and has concluded that this difficulty is a result of the fact that he hates everything.
It's sad, he knows, but what can you do? Ron lives under great psychological duress as a result of his lack of interest in anything, and his game buying habits. But that's how the game is played in "da hood". Ha ha ha. If you get to know Ron, you likely won't recognize that he was brought up in the so-called "ghetto". He's decidedly less gangsta than most of his peers. In fact, Bill Clinton is much more gangsta than Ron will ever be.
Ron recently discovered that he feels a lot better about things when he does his work. In fact, doing his work may solve most of his problems. Perhaps he should travel more. He's gone to many exotic places like Wisconsin, Florida, Las Vegas and Niagara Falls. Someday he wishes to go to Australia. He wants to leave the country, but has little desire to learn another language, and he wouldn't step foot in the UK. I'm sure you know why.
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How
I live my extravagant lifestyle
Booooring!
My
(Brief) Civil Engineering Experience
My Career Report
My Museum Trip
Meet my friend Professor Feldman.